Bat Relic almost lead to Operation: Shutdown

When I came across this card for $1, I was really hesitant to put it back.
You might think, why would you do that?
It's a bat relic.
Of your favorite team.
That you don't have.

While all those are true, Derek Bell is a scumbag and I really didn't want to have a bat of his in my collection.  BUUUUUUUTTTT......to remind me of the Pirates dark past in the not too recent history I couldn't resist.  I am sad to say that I am now the owner of the cardboard you see above.