Sounds like a very bad bar joke, but I recently grabbed this on card autograph of Aramis Ramirez from his days with the Nashville Sounds. The card is from 1999 Just Minors and isn't numbered. As a bonus the seller sent me the base card. All for the low low low cost of $1.99
Under $2 for an autograph of a guy who has hit nearly 400 career Home Runs in the Show.